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August 8, 2008

Sir Lord Master Slavebeater

Filed under: Daily Life — Amy @ 11:14 am


Richard said that is going to be his new name. I have to refer to him at all times as “Sir Lord Master Slavebeater”. Without laughing, mind you.

I told Richard that I’m going to start collecting things he says like this (a constant occurrence) and post them under “Richardisms”.

Hope y’all are having a great day. We’re about to go for a long walk. Yesterday we had a wonderful picnic and watched the sun set on the beach while our dogs gamboled around us. I love summer!



  1. Shame on you! You’re a tree-hugging, birkenstock wearing, card carrying, spotted owl loving leftie! I’m telling P.E.T.A. Letting your dogs play cards for money is cruel and immoral. No wonder he beats you.

    And making fun of “Sir LordMaster Slavebeater”? Not good pre-planning on your part. I don’t think you thought that one all the way thgouh.

    (Just teasin’)


    Comment by Mr. Upton Ogood — August 8, 2008 @ 4:24 pm

  2. Summer is most wonderful…

    Maybe Richard could come up with something that offers the possibility of a pronounceable acronym… Seems like such a long name with which to hail someone. Even someone as deserving as Richard.

    I have to agree with Upton. Sounds like you were laughing when you wrote this post. Uh oh….

    Comment by Sulpicia — August 10, 2008 @ 1:30 am

  3. I just found your blog - and THIS entry sounds just like me. I walk around calling Jeff “The Lord Sir Owner of this girl” LOL

    Comment by hope — August 10, 2008 @ 9:42 pm

  4. summer is a wonderful time i wish we had a beach where i lived i love the water.

    Comment by robert — August 11, 2008 @ 6:46 am

  5. Hello Wicked Mr. Ogood. I was NOT making fun of him! He said it, I blogged it! Your tree-hugging friend, Amy

    Oh, Sulpicia, an acronym…you have a deliciously wicked sense of humor…this will take some thought…

    Hi hope! this girl humbly welcomes you to her insignificant crumb of a blog. :D

    robert, the beach is wonderful, but the water is toooo cold and full of sharks there. That’s why I prefer our pool for swimming - warm and no sharks (yet anyway!)


    Comment by Amy — August 11, 2008 @ 7:07 am

  6. Ok..how’s this: You call him “Slam”…as in “Yo, Slam…zup?” (Slam being S(ir) L(ord) A(and) M(aster))

    If you really need a -good- one, I’ll need a bit of motivation. Slam is a freebie ;-)


    Comment by Mr. Upton Ogood — August 13, 2008 @ 4:52 pm

  7. ‘Sir Lord Master Slavebeater’ does have a certain ring to it…

    Better than ‘Ultra Dominator Force Dave’ anyway, which I saw recently somewhere….

    Sadistic Bastard

    Comment by DallasKink — August 14, 2008 @ 11:32 am

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